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Leonard
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posted August 11, 2004 08:48 AM
Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like.
We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint."
The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it. Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily.
"John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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Leonard
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posted October 14, 2004 11:09 AM
BTT
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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justmissed
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posted October 25, 2004 07:36 PM
LOL
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Semper Fi
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