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Leonard
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posted June 21, 2003 02:04 PM
Subject: Republican or Democrat?
A woman in a hot air balloon, realized she was lost!
She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
"I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said; "You must be a Republican?" "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "first, you don't know where you are, or where you're going. Second, you've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. Third, you made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. Finally, you're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met! , but somehow now, it's MY fault."
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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sporterweight
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posted July 04, 2003 09:26 PM
I gave it to my mom Leonard--she said their are a bunch of Democrats where she works.It didn't go over to well with them..!!"Soft skinned bunch"you know.Sp---
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You got space invaders ?-No
You got pac-man ?-No
You got asteroids ?-No -but dad does -can hardly sit on the toilet somedays.
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Leonard
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posted August 11, 2004 05:56 PM
Need to be reminded......
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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