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Leonard
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Icon 2 posted March 24, 2003 03:05 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
General "Black Jack" Pershing was born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, MS. he died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.

Highlights of his life include:

1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
1901 Awarded rank of Captain
1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
1916 Made Major General
1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point.

Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by Muslim
extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts for execution. He then had his men bring in
two pigs and slaughter them in front of the, now horrified, terrorists.

Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even
touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly
barred from paradise (and those virgins) and doomed to hell.

The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The
soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc.

They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the
world.

Did we learn anything

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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!

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Lil'dawg
Knows what it's all about
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Icon 1 posted March 24, 2003 07:53 PM      Profile for Lil'dawg   Author's Homepage   Email Lil'dawg         Edit/Delete Post 
Can I get an AMEN!!!

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