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Topic: You may be a redneck caller?
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Randy Roede
"It's Roede, like in Yotie
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posted April 22, 2007 10:57 AM
1. If you have spray painted a perfectly good brown coverall in your own unique camo pattern.
2. If you have stolen any of your kids squeaker toys to call coyotes.
3. If you have even thought about taping your newborns crying to call in coyotes.
4.If you smuggle a howler in your wifes car on a trip.
5.If you regularly practice your voice howling going down the highway.
6.If you have bought 50 or more calls and only use the two original ones you bought.
7.If you have spent more for your electronic caller than you did for your pickup.
8.If you blow your calls in the house and expect your wife to really tell you if that sounds good.
9.If you spend $50 in gas on a day of calling, kill one coyote and get $10 for it and think your money ahead.
10.If you consider naming your newborn son WILEY.
11.If when you get a roll of film developed and over half the pictures have dead coyotes on them.
12.If you are out hunting any other animal and still have a coyote call around your neck.
13.If you have won a duck call at a DU banquet pulled of the mouthpiece and blown it as a howler.
14.If you have done more manual labor on a ranch you want to keep coyote hunting on than at home.
15.If the majority of the DVDs you play can't play for more than five minutes with a howl or a distess sound coming off them.
16.If you have made your own version of a ghillie suit.
17.If you have given your favorite varmint rifle an old girlfriends name.
18.If your sons transition to manhood envolves sounding like a coyote or rabbit.
19.If you remember the date, time, place,temp, etc. of when you called in and shot your first coyote but not your wifes birthday or your anniversary.
20. If you spend more on a day of coyote calling than you did on your wifes birthday present.
21.If you will walk miles coyote calling but won't walk three blocks to get a gallon of milk.
22.If you take offense to the phrase Coyotee Ugly.
23.If flea bites are on your body from Oct. to Mar.
Yea I'm a redneck caller, I can laugh at myself, admit my failures along with my sucess and enjoy the little time we have on this planet. LOL
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TOM64
Knows what it's all about
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posted April 22, 2007 11:17 AM
I never spray painted a pair of coveralls but I did try that tie dying thing on a pair. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Actualy I'm in the coyote hunting/fur business as a tax write off, cows are too much work.
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TRnCO
FUTURE HALL OF FAMER
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posted April 22, 2007 12:19 PM
If you spend more money on a three day coyote hunt than you do for a week long family vacation!
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Locohead
World Famous Smoke Dancer
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posted April 22, 2007 12:51 PM
Very good RR. Very good indeed!
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UTcaller
NEVADA NIGHT FIGHTER
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posted April 22, 2007 02:22 PM
My Hell I can't believe how many of those things I had to nod my head yes too.LOL I guess I be a redneck caller.
Good Hunting Chad
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Leonard
HMFIC
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posted April 22, 2007 02:30 PM
Yeah, me too. I'd have to pleade guilty to most of them. My dad told me a long time ago that I had a one track mind; I didn't know what he meant, at the time. One thing for sure I have warn out a lot of pickup trucks and they all cost a lot more than a caller.
I think we will see that list all over the net, before too long.
Good hunting. LB
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varmit hunter
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posted April 22, 2007 07:47 PM
RR, I am guilty on all 23 counts. Hell I even went calling on the second night of my honeymoon, but at least I took her with me. Just soft hearted I guess.
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Tim Behle
Administrator MacNeal Sector
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posted April 22, 2007 07:57 PM
???I don't get it???
Is there supposed to be something odd on that list?
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Joel Hughes
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posted April 23, 2007 07:25 AM
Good stuff there. So does anyone know how to use a sound editing program well enough to clean up my Lexie Hughes Distress tape? LOL
If you drive off the shoulder so many times on a family trip, and your disgusted wife finally shouts "QUIT LOOKING FOR STAND LOCATIONS!!!"
Which sort of brings up another...
If your wife and kids use correct vocabulary when speaking of coyotes or coyote hunting.
If you have a framed picture of your kid at age 3 grinning next to a dead coyote.
[edited to fix that last one - it sounded a bit morbid at first]
[ April 23, 2007, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: Joel Hughes ]
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Rich Higgins
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posted April 23, 2007 09:19 AM
My son and I are NOT rednecks. I repeat.. we are not.. never mind.
You might be a redneck if your screen name is 3toes or cameltoes or some such.
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Locohead
World Famous Smoke Dancer
Member # 15
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posted April 23, 2007 09:26 AM
LOL!!! Great Picture! GUILTY as charged Rich!!!
Those binoculars under your seat are not because you're a peeping tom.
[ April 24, 2007, 09:31 PM: Message edited by: Locohead ]
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nd coyote killer
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posted April 24, 2007 06:21 AM
You might be a redneck if you make your wife pose next to your pet coyote for pictures to impress us all ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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slydog
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posted April 26, 2007 01:20 PM
RR,
I'm guilty as charged of being a redneck but I would like to clairify the status.
If respecting the flag of my country, saying grace before I eat, opening a door for a lady, waving to my fellow americans as I drive, If taking time off to turkey hunt in the spring and hunting predators all year long makes me a redneck then thats me.
But I prefer to be called a western redneck
sly
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3 Toes
El Guapo
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posted April 26, 2007 02:06 PM
It's funny how that term has changed in meaning. (Redneck). When I was a kid there were two kinds of people in our little community, the farm/ranch/cowboy type and the oilfield trash (rednecks). Redneck was and probably still sort of is a insult where I came from. Now its popular I guess to be called a redneck.
[ April 26, 2007, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: 3 Toes ]
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted April 26, 2007 03:47 PM
3toes, we only had two types. Us and city slickers. (aka alley raised gurus)
[ April 26, 2007, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Andy L ]
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Leonard
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posted April 26, 2007 05:05 PM
Don't worry, 3toes. The term Redneck has been reinvented. It omits dilettante eastern liberals, radical minority crusaders, and Ecco NAZI's, but under the tent, there is a lot of room for outdoorsmen, country boys and even a few city slickers might qualify? I kind of like the term, compared to some of the others.
Good hunting. LB
PS Picture Andy in bib coveralls. He walks the walk and talks the talk.
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