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Moe
Knows what it's all about
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posted May 14, 2017 12:06 PM
And to think they have nuclear weapons!
When I left Alaska I went to work back east. I got an invitation from a gal I knew in Juneau to meet her in New York City where she had business. On more than one occasion we saw homeless men defecating in the streets.
On my last evening there we were crossing the street to our hotel and waiting for the light. There was a greenway between the lanes with a park bench. My lady friend said, "Is that man masturbating??" I turned to look just as he shot a wad all over the sidewalk. We decided to cross the street in a different location.
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Kokopelli
SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice
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posted May 14, 2017 12:33 PM
Wow !!
All those diseases !!!
I've been concerned for the well-being of my friend from 'Windows Central' who's going to fix my computer by me pressing control & the letter R.
Perhaps I haven't heard from him lately because he's ill.
I hope not, because even though he ends our conversations by cursing me and hanging up on me, I think that we've grown quite close the many times he's called.
Or possibly he's spending some quality time with the guy from U.S. Pharmacy. Haven't heard from him lately, either.
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Did I mention that jerking around tele-marketers is a hobby of mine ???
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Paul Melching
Radical Operator Forum "You won't get past the front gate"
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posted May 14, 2017 05:58 PM
Too funny KOKO I get calls from
windows weekly from Indonesians named Kirk !
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Leonard
HMFIC
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posted May 15, 2017 05:02 AM
They finally know better than to call me anymore. Because I'm on a Mac. They keep asking me to press the "windows" key, which I can't find. Drives them nuts!
Good hunting. El Bee
edit: PS yes, they do have nuclear weapons which is a concern. However, their neighbor, Pakistan also has Nuks, and they are certifiable lunatics. Have you ever worked with Pakistanis? I have. I'm telling you, they would just as soon drop the friggin' bomb and get it over with. To their way of thinking, they can't lose, Paradise and 72 virgins awaits!
[ May 15, 2017, 05:07 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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