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Topic: A couple of funnies came in this morning
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Aznative
FARTS ON CLUELESS LIBERALS
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posted April 22, 2015 05:04 AM
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his 1911 Colt .45 with
a 7-round magazine plus one in the chamber and yelled, "Who in
here has been screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo."
Just another example of why you need to own high-capacity firearms.
ALSO:
Pfizer Announcement:
Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted April 23, 2015 04:43 PM
There is some truth to this, LOL. Gets me thinking what the hell THAT will look like, like someone put a couple tennis balls in a pair of socks hanging over their shoulders? I guess if the world goes to shit, women can always drain out the saline and fill them as needed with drinking water. Could call them CamelFRONT packs.
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I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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Randy Roede
"It's Roede, like in Yotie
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posted April 25, 2015 06:28 AM
Well one old guy laughing!! Good ones!
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