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Kokopelli
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Icon 1 posted December 26, 2019 05:12 PM      Profile for Kokopelli   Author's Homepage           Edit/Delete Post 
What the fuk are 'Replicated Human Oders' ????

I keep seeing these ads 99% effective at eliminating Replicated Human Oders.

Excuse me but my Bullshit Detector is fixing to blow a fuse.

[Confused] [Confused] [Confused]

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted December 31, 2019 07:29 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Somehow, I didn't notice this post?
I can't help because I can't figure it out, the point of reference? And did you misspell a word intentionally? Or is that part of the BS? A link or something would help with the puzzlement?

Good hunting. El Bee

PS oh, I forgot! You always claim zero internet skills. Maybe somebody called Cindy can help?

[ December 31, 2019, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

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Kokopelli
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Icon 1 posted December 31, 2019 10:21 AM      Profile for Kokopelli   Author's Homepage           Edit/Delete Post 
Well, now that I'm looking for it, naturally I can't find the ad. Maybe one of those 'outdoor programs' was where I saw the ad.
Scent control product. So great critters can't smell you fart downwind or something like that. One of their tag-lines is about how effective it is at eliminating '99% of replicated human odors'.
Hard to believe GranPa killed deer wearing red checkers, smoking a cigar and shooting a 30-30.

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted December 31, 2019 12:17 PM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Hey, prove it! How do you know Grandpa did any of that stuff?

OK KO OK KO
I will give Grandpa the benefit of the doubt. He did it.

Good hunting. El Bee

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Kokopelli
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Icon 1 posted December 31, 2019 01:51 PM      Profile for Kokopelli   Author's Homepage           Edit/Delete Post 
Odor ........... So I can't spel. Sue me. [Razz]

Wildlife Research Center. Scent Killer. Eliminates your scent. Attracts deer. Drives women crazy. Available at Sample's Sales BR549 [Wink]

Edit to add;
I would submit that here were probably more deer killed by someone quietly sitting on a stump with a 30-30 or a shotgun & OO and a meatloaf sandwich in his pocket than today's hunting hero with every bell, whistle & electro gadget known to science.

[ December 31, 2019, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Kokopelli ]

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted January 01, 2020 08:47 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Well, you know, not so much anymore, but I used to get thick catalogues from various like Redhead and Cabela's and I found it rather disgusting that the first 150 pages were devoted to high dollar camo clothing. All the latest, sure fire patterns. You wouldn't be caught dead wearing last years camouflage, and laughed out of camp if any of it was "mismatched", heaven forbid!

Now, don't get me wrong, I do wear camo most of the time. I remember one time, I had on a green plaid shirt that I thought was perfect and the guy that was with me practically begged me to put on one of his spare camo shirts, which I did, just to make him happy.

Sitting in front of a bush, with as little movement as possible is just as effective as wearing $300 worth of the sexiest and LATEST camo patterns. And, since you mention it, I intentionally mismatch my camo, seems pretty basic, to me?

Good hunting. El Bee

PS I don't know if I will ever get that HARDCORE....meatloaf sandwiches?

edit: and another thing; I have a good size bug out bag full of camo clothing and a lot of it hasn't been washed in at least ten years if I managed to keep most of the blood off of it.

[ January 01, 2020, 08:51 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

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Kokopelli
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Icon 1 posted January 01, 2020 11:41 AM      Profile for Kokopelli   Author's Homepage           Edit/Delete Post 
Ah............. You have not dined if you've never sat on a deer-stand stump in the snow with a Thermos of coffee and a meatloaf sandwich. [Smile]

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted January 01, 2020 12:14 PM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
OK, look. Let me 'splain you....first of all, for every edible meatloaf, there are 20 inedible meatloafs. Now consider a COLD meatloaf sandwich.

I rest my case!

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Icon 1 posted January 03, 2020 09:54 AM      Profile for Semp           Edit/Delete Post 
I seem to remember a story about a fellow who hunted in a Santa suit sitting on a ladder just to prove it could be done.

Camo is waaayyyy over rated although I do wear it most of the time. Mainly because my pants have lots of pockets for carrying stuff like toilet paper and a PLB.

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted January 03, 2020 03:29 PM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Okay, okay. But can we get down to the core question posed by Ko Ko, please?

Meatloaf sandwiches are/is dog food! Yuck! Raise your hands!

I don't know exactly what it takes to make meatloaf edible? Just to be polite, I have choked down some awful meatloaf in my life. Then, there are a few people that claim, "but you haven't tried mine!" And so I lied. including a couple times when I was pumping up that particular cook. But it's like this, all that is possible, is to change it from inedible to "just barely edible." And, I'm getting sick and tired of proving myself right!

That's my story and I'm sticking with it!

Good hunting. El Bee

[ January 03, 2020, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

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