|
Author
|
Topic: Welfare check ............
|
Kokopelli
SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice
Member # 633
|
posted September 29, 2023 10:47 AM
Can somebody drop in on El Bee and make sure that he's OK.
His Senator, Di Fi passes away last night and he's probably pretty down about it.
Personally, I would attend the funeral but I don't have a clown suit. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
--------------------
And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it.
Posts: 7326 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Leonard
HMFIC
Member # 2
|
posted September 29, 2023 12:40 PM
They propped up that mummy way past the expiration date! Total mystery why they had not put her in a home a long time ago?
Hey look, I am sensitive , being right behind her on the maturity scale before folks stop breathing and start stinking up the room instead. It's one of those facts of life, we are born, grow up and start sliding towards our mortality.
Hard to figure why some go a little quicker than others, but heredity plays a role, a factor. I still have all my hair but my prostate needs medication and I'm up 2-3 times a night with the urinating thing. The fact that I'm better looking than extremists ko doesn't mean beans, when it's our time, we can't argue, just fade into the sunset gracefully, or kicking and screaming, take your pick.
Hopefully, there is something on the other side. It would be so nice to know that Jihadists and our muslim extremists will not have 72 virgins waiting for them in Paradise. What a bitter disappointment that will be, almost feel sorry....I apologize! I don't feel any sympathy for those assholes AT ALL!
If there is a "Hereafter" and terrorists will meet Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin and the rest of them including Jack the Ripper and Brian Kohlberg and Ted Bundy, you know the crew! That would be, as they say proof that there is a God.
There is so much evil in this world and evil people. Diane Finestein is bush league compared to the ones that kill and murder, all she ever did was vote Democrat, (BAD ENOUGH) but got away with murder, as loosely defined.
Don't try to kid us, ko ko. You gonna miss her and don't deny it. Myself, I can say, quite proudly, that I have never voted for a Democrat, I don't know if you can say the same thing; with a straight face? I hope, no I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt, you look like a nice person?
So, thanks for bringing this news to the attention of the folks in the Peanut Gallery, it is appreciated!
Good hunting. El Bee
--------------------
EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
Posts: 30978 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
Leonard
HMFIC
Member # 2
|
posted September 29, 2023 05:23 PM
Here is a Nothing burger with the late senator having an impromptu conversation with a group of "kids".
Please watch it and pay special attention to the programed responses and arguments by and from these kids and realize that they got their Progressive/Liberal mindset (where else?) at school. Liberal teachers are moulding the minds of our youth and they will be the Liberals of tomorrow voting for progressive/socialist DEMOCRATS!
And, I bet their parents have no idea? It's like when my granddaughter came back from one semester at Santa Barbara U and the only thing she wanted to talk about was FRACKING! A subject that I am quite sure she had never heard of until enrolling in school and that was all she got out of it. Son in law yanked her out of there before the next semester.
watch the little robots spout propaganda!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dianne-feinstein-video-senator-tells-youth-climate-change-activists-i-know-what-im-doing-2019-02-22/
--------------------
EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
Posts: 30978 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
NVWalt
Knows what it's all about
Member # 375
|
posted October 01, 2023 08:48 AM
What's that I read about maybe no 72 virgins???.I joined the raghead cult just so I could enjoy those 72 virgins. I am so sad and disappointed now that I found out it may not be so. Damn my bad luck!!!
--------------------
Idiocracy. Started as a comedy and is now a documentary about the U.S.
Posts: 595 | From: Tellico Plains, TN | Registered: Aug 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
Kokopelli
SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice
Member # 633
|
posted October 01, 2023 12:53 PM
Good news; The virgins are real. Bad news; They're sheep.
Baaa ......... Baaaa ..... Baaaaa
I once pointed out to a Muslim that I worked with that 72 is a finite number and eternity is infinite.
Ergo; Mathematically, any finite number divided by an infinite number results in an answer so close to zero as to be considered zero. Math don't lie. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
And really ........ Who would want 72 females that don't know what they're doing ???? I'd rather have 72 nympho strippers & hookers. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
--------------------
And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it.
Posts: 7326 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Leonard
HMFIC
Member # 2
|
posted October 01, 2023 02:46 PM
ko ko, you forgot to mention that the whole scenario is outrageous! As you so helpfully pointed out, that is an inverted pyramid that is unsustainable. Laughable, and those Clucks believe it? Yeah! It's in the Koran....somewhere? I have in my posession a copy, given to me and I haven't cracked it open, but one day I might look for the passage where it guarantees those unspoiled virgins. I won't look too diligently, if at all, but it would be kind of interesting to see if it actually exists.
Whatever,
Good hunting. El Bee
edit: IF I do it, and IF I find it; I will underline it and fold the corner of the page for reference, or something?
edit: and ko ko. Be careful, you are starting to sound very knowledgeable in a Cosmopolitan way, sorta like a Frenchman! Maurice Chevalier without a shower.
[ October 01, 2023, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
--------------------
EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
Posts: 30978 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
Kokopelli
SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice
Member # 633
|
posted October 01, 2023 03:05 PM
Ah done got upbringin' & social skils !!!!
![[Cool]](cool.gif)
--------------------
And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it.
Posts: 7326 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Leonard
HMFIC
Member # 2
|
posted October 01, 2023 04:54 PM
But this?
" I'd rather have 72 nympho strippers & hookers. "
[ October 01, 2023, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
--------------------
EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
Posts: 30978 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
Kokopelli
SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice
Member # 633
|
posted October 01, 2023 09:11 PM
You'd rather have 72 nuns led by Sister Mary of Perpetual Sorrow ????
--------------------
And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it.
Posts: 7326 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Leonard
HMFIC
Member # 2
|
posted October 02, 2023 10:18 AM
You got me on that. What if there is no HEREAFTER? What is the point of living a decent life, no murder, no bank robberies, no 50 in a 35.
We will just have to wait and see!
Good hunting. El Bee
--------------------
EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
Posts: 30978 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!
Printer-friendly view of this topic
