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Dan
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posted April 03, 2023 12:22 PM
Just another baloney sandwich with no bologna.
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TA17Rem
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posted April 03, 2023 12:23 PM
Had to go look see what's up at Predator masters. LOL Not much posting on the WT caller there other than Bill passed away last year. Bills son will be taking over the company now along with Pat, nice lady. Six pages on the 224 Valkrie and they still don't have it figured out. Basically a 223 shooting heavier bullets and gets same results as the 223 on coyotes which is a hit and miss or should I say hit and cripple. Most of the guys that have one over there only claim a few kills with one so how the fuck they know if it's good enough or not. LOL
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Leonard
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posted April 03, 2023 12:49 PM
Not only that. But quite often and soon after getting "seeze and desist" demands, I also get well meaning email from others telling me that none of these demands and messages originate with PMS at all and I'm being played so what am I to believe? Well, at least it bumps my page view count.... which is another thing that drives them nuts.
It's your free entertainment. And the only one paying for this circus is me. Every once in a while I get a free call or a hat, that I can't wear in public, (thanks ko ko)
Carry on, Peanut Gallery!
Good hunting. E Bee
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Leonard
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posted April 03, 2023 12:56 PM
Okay, chew on this, you doubters! This is mid day, April 3, two and a half days in the month.
Page views: 31,038
Now do the math!
edit: Okay, I did it. It amounts to 12,415.2 page views per day. Not great, but not chopped liver either.
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TA17Rem
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posted April 03, 2023 01:17 PM
Now that's a lot of lurkers.
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Dan
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posted April 03, 2023 01:24 PM
Just PMS trying to learn how to run a site.
Or DAA trying to see what you are saying about him.
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Leonard
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posted April 03, 2023 02:04 PM
won't happen, Dan. <sigh>
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TA17Rem
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posted April 03, 2023 02:54 PM
by the way Leonard how's the water? last i heard Cali was floating away.
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TA17Rem
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posted April 03, 2023 02:58 PM
Dan you still in Mo.? Eastside of state being over run with coyotes.
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) oops my bad see we have two Dans here.
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Dan
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posted April 03, 2023 06:59 PM
No, this Dan is not in MO.
I live rent-free in DAA and Jeff Sanchez Mocks head. I've just about drove those bastards crazy, I love every minute of it!!!
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TA17Rem
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posted April 04, 2023 09:57 AM
Yippy! The temp.s supposed to be in the 60's next week, but in mean time we have a snowstorm up north and its raining where I'm at and tornado warnings across the border down into Iowa. Basements can be your friend when the tornados show up and better have one or there be alot of dead people flying around like way down south, think they mentioned today 23-30 people died from twisters. Anyone watch those documentaries on military power where they say who has the most tanks, planes, ships and toughest fighters or training programs? Russia is supposed to be one of the toughest and sits right in line with the U.S..
The Ukraine isn't one of them and these poor guys are fighting with drones, old men, women, and kids and they are winning. No big armies fighting just small groups scattered along the border. This past weekend was pretty bloody for the Russians, think they lost over 1000 men in few days. Russia is hiring mercenaries that don't play by the rules and they also got their ass kicked not long ago. Where is Russia's elite fighting force at? Have they also been killed off by the Ukrainians? Watched a vid. where Ukraine army is using drones to drop bombs with accuracy as they drop a mortar round right into the top hatch hole on a tank. Maybe that's something the ADC guys should look into for controlling coyotes. LOL
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Leonard
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posted April 04, 2023 03:32 PM
Here's the thing. A little bird told me that the Dan's are super jealous of a certain porn-stache recent member of PMS'S STAR CHAMBER....wait, let me try that again: in fact the only one in charge over there that knows what the hell he is doing; and increased the braintrust by off the charts numbers, just relating to the subject, which is not obvious and coyote-centric and not hard to do, in fact, insofar as filling a vacuum and it's incredibly hard to believe, much less understand and while it involves knowing where they are, rather than what they like to eat which might also be somewhat "importante" as they say south of the border, which is also a huge clue due to the target rich environment and trust me/I've seen it with my own eyes>but I digress somewhat from this word salad, if you might pardon the expression? Now where were we? Anyway, if porn-stache is running the shop and I need to send that person a response to his book length email from the other day and so what if we can't kiss and make up but maybe (on the one side) simply discussing that queer site and on the other side, sending "Sceeze and desist" threatening email which I personally find annoying, and admitting also that I appreciate the unintended humor. Hell, I archive all of them and hope to publish a book involving what I might call:
A COMPENDIUM OF SCREAMINGLY FUNNY PMS EMAIL'S WITH EXPLANATIONS & REASONS BEHIND THESE CHILDISH ATTACKS; ILLUSTRATED
It should sell!
Good hunting. El Bee
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Kokopelli
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posted April 04, 2023 05:31 PM
Will signed & numbered copies be available ?????
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Leonard
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posted April 04, 2023 07:51 PM
You bet! And, I'm setting aside the first copy just for you, ko ko! $100 and it's all yours! Who wants #2?
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Leonard
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posted April 05, 2023 07:48 AM
Okay, fifty bucks? This is the pre publication price and depends on interest. I'm thinking the Star Chamber might be interested in buying the whole enchilada just to keep the scorn and the ridicule at a minimum (which is usually separate, but equal, as in Emancipation) Anyway, the message is; I can be bribed.
Listen, Porn stache, I'm meaning to get back to your branch of the olive tree, when I get a free minute. Things are super busy here, but I mean good. We don't have to be enemies, if you kiss my ass, yuck yuck! Just kidding. But what's your motivation? I don't get it? Who cares? Who the fuck is Larry James? Who the fuck is Cedar wax wing? Who the fuck is what's his name? The asshole sending threatening email? Never mind, just tell him to kiss my ass and quit bothering me.
Take care, Peanut Gallery & Lurkers; over & out!
Good hunting. El Bee
edit: PS what's the best way to do ribs? Start by boiling in a big pot of water and then what? Get a bib and apron!
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TA17Rem
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posted April 05, 2023 08:11 AM
try a slow cooker Leonard or de-bone and cook up in a wok.
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Leonard
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posted April 05, 2023 10:14 AM
That's how it's done in Knotty Pine country? I have one though, let me ponder.
Good hunting. El Bee
Here's the thing. I have a new girlfriend and I think she's used to being the Boss. That shit won't work around this Neanderthal but I have not broke the news to this shegenius with all the diplomas and awards on the wall. Right now, she's lucky that I don't make her walk ten feet behind me. And, she thinks she can cook, which ain't funny, ko ko!
edit: she has tried Chile twice so far and I am not impressed. And, I could barely tolerate the enchiladas and she froze two more pans that I am trying to figure a way to slip them to Tillie when she's not here!
edit: and another thing. I think she's bringing over ribs and done even half way right, I could pig out on them. But, how many dishes can she fuck up before I kick her ass out of the kitchen? I did it once, to my son's wife, over pancakes, when I caught her with a spatula pounding down the friggin' bubbles! Her pan cakes were moist and spongy and inedible, and How can that be? Anyway, I thought females were born with a talent for cooking? I think I'm in big trouble!
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TA17Rem
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posted April 05, 2023 11:11 AM
LOL. My sister and few other ladies say men are the better cooks that's why they have so many cooking shows. I think most men pay better attention to detail where women don't. When wife died, I got all kinds of food from local ladies and family and couldn't eat any of it, but my son enjoyed them. Go figure.
As far as women go it has to be a 50/50 split on decisions. No bosses. LOL Also perhaps try and be honest with the women about her cooking and maybe try and make something together so you can find out what each like and don't like. Maybe she forgot an ingredient that helps make whatever taste better to suite you or both. My wife sometimes cheated on some of the cooking and didn't add a important ingredient so I asked her about what she did or didn't add then truth came out and asked her not to do that again.
I been doing a lot of Wok cooking as found out its easy and taste good and good for you and my sister said I should try a slow cooker so that's what I got going today, a nice roast and some veggies. Getting the hang of this but I hate cooking, period.
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posted April 05, 2023 01:42 PM
I love cooking but for some reason it makes my pants shrink.
Slow cookers are great. Keep the temp low and cook it slow. I try different things for the moisture. Anything from mushroom soup to apple juice to wine.
My 'elk burgers' were popular until someone realized that I don't hunt elk but do hunt jackrabbits. Soak the meat in salt water overnight and run it thru a grinder with an equal amount of Italian Sausage.
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Dan
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posted April 05, 2023 06:27 PM
Gotta love this place. It can go from porn to food to female problems in 3 posts. LOL
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TA17Rem
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posted April 06, 2023 02:40 AM
And all of it done under one forum.
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Leonard
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posted April 06, 2023 07:35 AM
Well yeah. This one is a bit different. I've been made aware of her 147 IQ and her diplomas and awards and her art and what not? But what's a tad different is that she seems to prefer my place over hers and although all I've seen is pictures, it's a decent place right on the golf course, but I have not been there as yet and she has a rental with 6 months left on the lease and she might be thinking of moving back in because it's on 10 acres, etc etc. She comes on Wednesday and leaves on Sunday, brings food and this time it was already prepared, there is an undercurrent where she is not quite sure that I'm properly enthusiastic about her cooking, which I'm not. Besides that, she's jealous of Tillie, (banished from the bedroom). Sometimes women are more trouble than they are worth....
Whoa! Is that awesome, or what? The actual problem in this country is the failure of the education system! I'm just talking with Susie, who is very involved with higher education and she couldn't even write on a chalk board without half the students raising their hands; they can't understand "cursive" what the fuck? That's not important. But, imagine signing a check with a signature in Capital block letters! Huh?
Lot's of stuff has been pushed in the background, that way we can concentrate on whether you want to be a boy or a girl? Gender affirming? WTF? Why is it suddenly even a question, pick your sex?
Whatever, I don't give a fuck but the rest of you, goddamnit, stay on topic!
Good hunting. El Bee
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posted April 06, 2023 08:12 AM
Too bad about Tilly. I remember waking up on Sat. morning and the wife brings all the puppies into the bedroom and puts them on the bed to wake me up.
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posted April 06, 2023 09:36 AM
Here's the deal; Tilly had the run of the place and your heart long before Miss Crappy Cook came into the picture. I predict Tilly will still be there long after you kick the cook to the curb.
Truth of the matter is.....christ all mighty, at 80 something, why is pussy even important? You've rang the bell Brudda, love your dog, play with your firearms and do what the fuck you want, without the drag of a pussy.
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posted April 06, 2023 11:22 AM
Ok ............ Here's the simple solution to the situation;
Lock the dog and Miss Crappy Cook in the garage for a couple of hours.
Then;
Open the door and see which one is glad to see you and which one 'starts in'.
Keep the one that's glad to see you.
![[Confused]](confused.gif) ........ If she's so smart ... Why can't she cook ????
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