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Paul Melching
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Icon 1 posted January 14, 2020 07:25 AM      Profile for Paul Melching           Edit/Delete Post 
Did you ever notice how much cheese is used in Chinese cooking ? They would not do well in Italy !

[ January 14, 2020, 07:26 AM: Message edited by: Paul Melching ]

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Kokopelli
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Icon 1 posted January 14, 2020 07:42 AM      Profile for Kokopelli   Author's Homepage           Edit/Delete Post 
American or Swiss cheese ?????

[Razz]

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted January 14, 2020 09:08 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
I sure missed that memo? Cheese? I think dairy, I think Dutch, I think Holsteins, I think French, I think goats, I think European countries: The Hills are Alive With The Sound of Music!

But I can't associate cheese with Chinese, for some reason? I think rice, MSG, Soy Sauce, Lo Mein, almond shape eyes, but cheese doesn't make the list?

Sorry!
Good hunting. El Bee

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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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Icon 1 posted January 16, 2020 07:02 PM      Profile for Cdog911   Author's Homepage   Email Cdog911         Edit/Delete Post 
Stands to reason. Cheese will constipate you. Chinese food, on the other hand, usually goes thru you like water through a strainer, even if it doesn't hit you until a half-hour later. Chinese food is the antithesis to cheese.

[ January 16, 2020, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]

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Cdog911
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Icon 1 posted January 16, 2020 07:07 PM      Profile for Cdog911   Author's Homepage   Email Cdog911         Edit/Delete Post 
Speaking of random thoughts, how 'bout sluts. My son and I were discussing this matter of sluts and I told him that this was one area where women have it easy. Any woman, regardless of looks (for the most part) can get anything she wants, as long as she's willing to go full-on slut. Not the case for guys. Hell, I told him I spent four years of high school trying my best (or worst) to be a slut and it rarely worked. At all. His response? "I've been trying to be a slut for a while now - ain't working." Now, after 25 years of blissful marriage, I wouldn't mind being a slut once in a while, but the blushing bride just ain't catching the subtle clues.

Slutting just never has been my schtick.

Now, what else were we randomly talking about?

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Icon 1 posted January 17, 2020 08:59 AM      Profile for Semp           Edit/Delete Post 
I have found the following to be almost universally true.

Women want a relationship while men want recreational sex.

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted January 17, 2020 09:43 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Umm? Maybe, in generalities?

They say, under the right circumstances, a man will fuck a rattlesnake and ain't too cautious about a BJ, either.

But, I'll tell ya. Concerning what Lance said about 4 fruitless years. What I find amazing is the number of female teachers that get it on with the boys in her class! There were a couple teachers that I thought were quite sexy and attractive, but it never occurred to me to make a move. Did I fuck up, or has the Liberal mindset permeated America to that extent? To answer my own question, hell yes, I think things have changed! Not only that, but really hot chicks are bending over for friggin' NERDS, these days! And, I don't think these Liberal wimps in college today do much hustling, they don't need to!Other stuff, like, "Mrs Robinson" situations. There was one guy I knew, in high school, his mom was outstanding, looks and attitude, but I never thought of making a move on her. I never even thought of messing with the girls ahead of me; like if I was a sophomore, I'd never think of asking out a junior girl, (older woman). I think that stuff has changed, too? Same thing when I was a senior, I'd never think of messing with a freshman girl? I was probably weird?

Good hunting. El Bee

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TRnCO
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Icon 1 posted January 17, 2020 12:23 PM      Profile for TRnCO   Email TRnCO         Edit/Delete Post 
ya know the difference between and girl that is a slut, and one that ain't?

The slut has done everyone, BUT you!! [Big Grin]

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Cdog911
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Icon 1 posted January 20, 2020 07:52 PM      Profile for Cdog911   Author's Homepage   Email Cdog911         Edit/Delete Post 
I once told the wife that she doesn't really understand the difference between men and women when it comes to sex. She became indignant at first but then understood my point when I told her that the motivational separation exists because men will be more than happy to talk if and after women give them some loving, while women don't wanna give up the goods until they've had enough conversation to get them in the mood. Pretty much a stalemate at some point and a sexual chicken vs egg situation. She pretty much agreed that I nailed it. LOL

(BTW, I'm pretty sure that I'm not the only guy whose endured mind-numbing conversation while feigning interest just to get a little - damned little. LOL)

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Leonard
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Icon 6 posted January 21, 2020 07:04 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Look, Lance. Like Dave, I'm really not trying to be a dick, but with your looks, you need better than average persuasive skills.

No, no, really, I'm just kidding! Okay? You are a fairly good looking dude, don't let anybody tell you different! They are just jealous! [Razz]

Good hunting. El Bee

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Paul Melching
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Icon 1 posted January 21, 2020 09:04 AM      Profile for Paul Melching           Edit/Delete Post 
What's not to like he's bald, fat and smells like coyote's ! That should get you laid every time ! Just fukin wit ya ! LOL

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Leonard
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Icon 6 posted January 21, 2020 12:19 PM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
If he was part Jewish, he would know that he needs a hour of begging after everything else fails.

But, this is a wife? I never had to talk my wife into any of that stuff. Never had a girlfriend that needed persuasion, either. I mean, after initially scoring, ya know?

Good hunting. El Bee

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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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Icon 1 posted January 21, 2020 03:39 PM      Profile for Cdog911   Author's Homepage   Email Cdog911         Edit/Delete Post 
I would take offense, but....

I've had two different television interviews for my drug proposal and I told the first guy he was doing this all wrong. Told him that, as a writer, I admittedly had a face for written text.

I recently had occasion to email the guy that does all the play by play for K-State. He and I grew up in the same town and our families have known one another for years. He's always on tv and, of course, the radio. I did ask him at what point do you get used to hearing your own voice? I'm not there yet.

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted January 21, 2020 06:36 PM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Revisiting this question of a spouse being reluctant in full filling her marital responsibilities. I always thought that was a fallacy, at least by my limited experience. I know my wife wouldn’t have disappointed me, even if she had a good reason. But, this was two people always on the same wavelength, how fortunate! Those not so lucky have my sympathy.

Good hunting. El Bee 🐝

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Paul Melching
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Icon 1 posted January 22, 2020 07:23 AM      Profile for Paul Melching           Edit/Delete Post 
Same experience Leonard until the cancer scene. now I couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a box of cucumbers!

[ January 22, 2020, 07:24 AM: Message edited by: Paul Melching ]

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