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Paul Melching
Moderator-Night Hunting Forum & can't get it up! This matter is in dispute resolution!
Member # 885

Icon 1 posted May 16, 2019 04:49 AM      Profile for Paul Melching           Edit/Delete Post 
We are home from two days in the valley of the doomed , went to the clinic for labs and scans , year five cancer free. I feel like having some fun , does anyone remember when we used to laugh at ourselves and nobody was offended. I got a few laughs at the cancer center when they would ask my last name I would say MELCHING half German Half Chinese , an hour later you are hungry for power ! They all laughed it was great. so I'm going to start by insulting the polish in honor of LB you all can add one if you please any ethnicity you like. Why is the suicide rate among the Polish so low ; it's hard to kill yourself jumping out of a basement window .

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Those who value security over liberty soon will have neither !

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DAA
Utah/Promoted WESTERN REGIONAL Hunt Director
Member # 11

Icon 1 posted May 16, 2019 05:35 AM      Profile for DAA   Author's Homepage   Email DAA         Edit/Delete Post 
[Big Grin]

- DAA

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"Oh yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom, but they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em." -- George Hanson, Easy Rider, 1969.

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Kokopelli
SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice
Member # 633

Icon 1 posted May 16, 2019 06:43 AM      Profile for Kokopelli   Author's Homepage           Edit/Delete Post 
But do you know why he was trying to commit suicide ???
He had locked his entire family & the keys inside the car !!!!

Congrats on five years !!!!!

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted May 16, 2019 07:12 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
I'm so offended, I'm going to take away Paul's vowels for a month!

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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!

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Paul Melching
Moderator-Night Hunting Forum & can't get it up! This matter is in dispute resolution!
Member # 885

Icon 1 posted May 16, 2019 08:50 AM      Profile for Paul Melching           Edit/Delete Post 
dnt knw h y w d tht !

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Those who value security over liberty soon will have neither !

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Dave Allen
Hi, I'm SUPER DAVE, IN CHARGE OF Q STUFF (and Goat Leader) "I'm really not trying to be a dick".
Member # 3102

Icon 1 posted May 17, 2019 06:47 PM      Profile for Dave Allen           Edit/Delete Post 
Good for you Paul !!

life is a tough S.O.B.

Myself as getting older, I'm almost going backward. Almost goofy with my sense of humor. I'm trying really hard not to take things so serious. It's tough though.

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Lone Howl
Free Trial Platinum Member & part-time language police
Member # 29

Icon 1 posted May 17, 2019 07:59 PM      Profile for Lone Howl   Author's Homepage   Email Lone Howl         Edit/Delete Post 
Excellent Paul [Smile]

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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted May 18, 2019 06:15 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
I see you haven't learned your lesson?

I might need to put you in FaceBook Jail

[ May 18, 2019, 06:16 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!

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Paul Melching
Moderator-Night Hunting Forum & can't get it up! This matter is in dispute resolution!
Member # 885

Icon 1 posted May 18, 2019 07:51 AM      Profile for Paul Melching           Edit/Delete Post 
Dbl jprdy !

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Those who value security over liberty soon will have neither !

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