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Kokopelli
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posted October 06, 2020 07:34 PM
Got a call today from a 'short survey'
Usual questions, would you be very likely, somewhat likely etc. to vote this Nov. ??
A few more legit questions, then the zinger; Would you be very likely etc. to vote for (Name of Republican candidate) if you were aware that they had been accused of being a pedophile and cheating on their taxes or some such bogus claim.
Mind you, they don't actually make the accusation they just imply it.
Total scumbags.
And I'm really getting worried about my friend 'John' with the Hindu accent from U. S. Pharmacy. I haven't heard from him since I offered to sell him a Black Angus Steakhouse franchise. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Leonard
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posted October 07, 2020 07:15 AM
WOW! You know him?
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posted October 07, 2020 07:33 AM
Is he any kin to 'Skip' from the IRS?
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Kokopelli
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posted October 07, 2020 08:23 AM
Not sure ............. They're coming to arrest me. I'll ask them.
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Kokopelli
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posted October 07, 2020 08:31 AM
For what it's worth;
For a while when I got a call that I didn't recognize on caller i.d. I would pick up and say nothing. If it was a real call somebody would usually say Hello and my name.
Not sure but I think that when I do that it shows up on their system as a defunct number. Telemarketer calls dropped way off.
However, I like jerking them around so I started answering again.
"Vishnu & Shiva Brothers Beef Jerky Company. How may I take your order ??? "
Cheap entertainment. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Leonard
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posted October 07, 2020 09:35 AM
All fair! I usually ask hows the weather in New Deli? Or Deli, if you prefer. And, it always helps to compliment them on their Engrish. Oh, never mind. That's for the guy that is monitoring my Windows!
But, like ko ko, I like to fuck with them as much as the law allows. If you can't think of anything creative, just blurt out: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I really don't know what they expect? After all, they are bothering/pestering YOU! But at least you are talking to somebody and not a recording.
Good hunting. El Bee
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Kokopelli
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posted October 07, 2020 01:06 PM
Telemarketer Topics;
Dude ........ It's done but there's blood everywhere. Get over here quick. (Click)
Do you have a few important moments to discuss our Beloved Savior, Janis Joplin ?? You know, Janis Joplin said verily 'Take A Little Piece Of My Heart' and then died for YOUR sins. Won't you pray with me ??? (Start singing 'Lord Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz ? loud & off key.)
And then when the guy from the U.S. Pharmacy asks if I take Viagra of Cialis .......... Why, what did your sister tell you ???
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Leonard
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posted October 09, 2020 01:46 PM
I'd call 911 on ya
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Kokopelli
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posted October 09, 2020 02:39 PM
Hell ............ I've had them threaten to hunt me down and shoot me.
Something about the 'Pedophile Prophet' seems to push buttons.
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Leonard
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posted October 10, 2020 07:29 AM
Keep your quiver loaded!
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Kokopelli
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posted October 10, 2020 10:27 AM
That's funny on a couple of different levels.
Quivers that hold 3 to 5 arrows have gotten popular these days.
Mine holds 10 to 12. Blunts, broadheads, flu-flu blunts, practice broadheads and sometimes even an armpit arrow.
Better to look silly with a lot of arrows than to look stupid when you run out.
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Leonard
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posted October 10, 2020 12:11 PM
Yeah, I can see how funny that is. 😂
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